Please celebrate accordingly! Have it any way you like today, just dont forget the cheese (unless you are lactose intolerent then just do what you can with it) You know for some it's all about the sauce, for others it's all about the toppings or the cheese but for may... It's all about the crust and if it's all about the crust then it must be all about the dough.
YouTube - Swedish Chef: Dough
Of course, if your dough fights back you may have to use drastic measures!
So no matter how you top it pepperoni, sausage, shrooms, beaks and feet..(.Not so much for me with the beaks and feet but if that's your thing have at it and knock yourself out. oh yeah... hold the anchovies please, thanks a bunch) remember it's your 'za and you will have it any way you want.
And have a nice day, unless you're a jerk.